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Two men at wal mart #4348700 06/27/13 12:58 PM
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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around WalMart when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's O.K., it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her...what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall with red hair, blue eyes, big boobs...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. "What does your wife look like?"

To which the old guy says, "It doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

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up smart older guy! Which Walmart, I'll go help find her ... eek2


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up smart older guy! Which Walmart, I'll go help find her ... eek2


Definitely not the one in my hood. barf


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I want to help too!...LOL

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Re: Two men at wal mart [Re: Oxxon] #4352562 06/28/13 10:50 PM
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That's I would have done!!!


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Re: Two men at wal mart [Re: hunt-n-agg] #5326042 09/25/14 05:49 PM
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Re: Two men at wal mart [Re: hunt-n-agg] #5326302 09/25/14 08:11 PM
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I figured I would be a comedian and go find a pic of one of the infamous "people of walmart" and stick it on here. Not smart, I threw up in my mouth a little...alright I lied...a lot. barf Could not do that to my fellow THFer's

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why not, someone else will likely do it ...


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