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UNDERWEAR DUST
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02/28/13 04:02 PM
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bull frog
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!
You guys just never learn, do not piss off the woman.
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Re: UNDERWEAR DUST
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03/02/13 04:30 PM
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Re: UNDERWEAR DUST
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03/04/13 09:14 AM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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