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Bear Hunting
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03/02/13 04:55 AM
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smh264
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Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear. The black bear said "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear said "Admit it, Frank, your not in this for the hunting, are you?"
Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
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Re: Bear Hunting
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03/02/13 06:16 AM
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RedHoss
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That boy just can't win!...LOL
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Re: Bear Hunting
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03/02/13 03:49 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Bear Hunting
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03/02/13 04:36 PM
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bull frog
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Re: Bear Hunting
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03/04/13 04:57 AM
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bull frog
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Re: Bear Hunting
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03/04/13 09:05 AM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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