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 The New Outdoorsman
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03/03/13 02:39 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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During my physical examination, the doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I said I spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
The doctor then asked me about my normal routine.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake.I climbed several rocky hills.I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. I ran away from a pissed off mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered.At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of bourbon"
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a really bad golfer".
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: The New Outdoorsman
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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03/03/13 06:44 PM
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bull frog
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Last edited by bull frog; 03/03/13 06:53 PM.
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Re: The New Outdoorsman
[Re: bull frog]
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03/04/13 02:35 AM
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Gary Olson
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What kind of wedge do you use on a bull elk shot?
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Re: The New Outdoorsman
[Re: Gary Olson]
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03/04/13 03:26 AM
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RedHoss
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I think I know guys in his golfing club. Terrible golfers but they stay in great shape.
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Re: The New Outdoorsman
[Re: RedHoss]
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03/04/13 09:08 AM
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Jon B
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Bird Dog
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Well I never understood the game anyway....
I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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