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Ammo Joke #4096659 03/03/13 07:19 PM
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump...

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded.....


"Well, maybe, but just what kind of ammo do you have?

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Re: Ammo Joke [Re: jr22dad] #4096662 03/03/13 07:23 PM
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Re: Ammo Joke [Re: dieselgeek] #4096696 03/03/13 07:54 PM
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Never saw your post

Re: Ammo Joke [Re: jr22dad] #4096757 03/03/13 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By: jr22dad
Never saw your post
me either. But... Ha..

Re: Ammo Joke [Re: Team By-God] #4096944 03/03/13 10:35 PM
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It's all good.

Re: Ammo Joke [Re: dieselgeek] #4097032 03/03/13 11:38 PM
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Strangely......same thing happened to me in a little town (Lac du Bonnet, Manitoba, Canada) during deer season, 1974. All she had was 303 British ammo (Canadians do love their Enfields), and I had absolutely no need of that ammo, so had to politely decline. She acted kindof disappointed; must've had alot of 303 cartridges to get rid of. I guess.

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Re: Ammo Joke [Re: bull frog] #4097879 03/04/13 09:06 AM
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really? smh


I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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