During my physical examination, the doctor asked me about my physical activity level.
I said I spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors.
The doctor then asked me about my normal routine.
"Well, yesterday afternoon was typical;I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles.I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake.I climbed several rocky hills.I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. I ran away from a pissed off mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered.At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of bourbon"
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"No," I replied, "I'm just a really bad golfer".