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Pulled over in Ft W #4094818 03/02/13 09:04 PM
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An old Jewish couple from Tulsa was passing through Fort Worth and they were pulled over by a State Trooper.

After the Trooper tells the old man he was speeding the old lady asks “Whash he shay?” and the old man tells her “He shays I wash shpeeding”

The Trooper asks to see the old mans drivers license, and the old lady again asks “Whash he shay?” and the old man tells her “ He shays he needs to shee my lishence”.

The Trooper looks the license over and comments “I see you are from Tulsa.” And the old lady again asks “Whash he shay?” And the old man tells her “He shays he shees we’re from Tulsa.”

The trooper tells the old man he spent a weekend in Tulsa and that is where he got the worst lovin he ever had. And the old lady again asks “Whash he shay?”
The old mad said “He shays he tinks he knowsh ya!”


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hahaha. that actually made me laugh out loud.


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Re: Pulled over in Ft W [Re: Tff caribou] #4095663 03/03/13 04:30 AM
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funny one

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Now "that" was funny!...LOL

Re: Pulled over in Ft W [Re: RedHoss] #4097788 03/04/13 05:05 AM
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yes, good one

Re: Pulled over in Ft W [Re: Hair 'o dog] #4097877 03/04/13 09:04 AM
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What was my wife doing posing as a jewish lady?


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