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 A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
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02/28/13 08:36 PM
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frognot
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"
He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said ...
"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: frognot]
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02/28/13 09:00 PM
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skeeter22
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: skeeter22]
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02/28/13 09:15 PM
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BPence
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: BPence]
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03/01/13 12:27 AM
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RedHoss
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: RedHoss]
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03/01/13 07:12 AM
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bull frog
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: bull frog]
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03/01/13 01:41 PM
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stxranchman
Obie Juan Kenobi
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people? ![[Linked Image]](http://neoswarm.com/images/Bug_Crawling.gif)
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: stxranchman]
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03/01/13 02:27 PM
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floresrsr
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Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: stxranchman]
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03/01/13 09:27 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
THF Celebrity
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THF Celebrity
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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03/02/13 02:02 AM
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cmarmaduke66
Bird Dog
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My wife didn't think it was as funny as I did.
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: cmarmaduke66]
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03/02/13 02:11 AM
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Curt407
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Wife loved it, especially the results.
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K
[Re: Curt407]
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03/04/13 09:19 AM
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Jon B
Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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