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A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K #4090008 02/28/13 08:36 PM
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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.


He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"

He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".

She smiled happily and said ...
"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.


When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible.
Dale Earnhardt
Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: frognot] #4090066 02/28/13 09:00 PM
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: skeeter22] #4090088 02/28/13 09:15 PM
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LOL

Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: BPence] #4090548 03/01/13 12:27 AM
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: RedHoss] #4091444 03/01/13 07:12 AM
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: bull frog] #4091610 03/01/13 01:41 PM
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Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: stxranchman] #4091721 03/01/13 02:27 PM
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Good one!


Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway

Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: stxranchman] #4092736 03/01/13 09:27 PM
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rofl


See y'all around the campfire.

Originally Posted by FiremanJG
I love a happy ending.


Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #4093429 03/02/13 02:02 AM
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My wife didn't think it was as funny as I did.

Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: cmarmaduke66] #4093445 03/02/13 02:11 AM
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Wife loved it, especially the results.

Re: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K [Re: Curt407] #4097889 03/04/13 09:19 AM
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