To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*** out of it!
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- What do condoms and cameras have in common? They both capture the moment.
- What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
- What did the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going in!"