Two Rednecks from SE Oklahoma are having a few cold ones and one says to the other:
Ifín Iís to sneak over to yourn house and make love to your wife whilst youz out huntiní and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us Kin?
The other thought
for a spell and replied:
I donít know ifín itíd make us Kin but it shore would make us evenÖ