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another vacation #4083110 02/26/13 01:45 AM
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Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

"I'm taking Earlene with me."


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Re: another vacation [Re: smh264] #4083245 02/26/13 02:38 AM
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Re: another vacation [Re: jdk1985] #4087832 02/27/13 11:22 PM
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At least if he takes her with him, he won't have to kiss her goodbye...LOL

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But what is Earlene going to do on her vacation now?

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