Some time back, As I pulled into the parking lot of a local watering hole, I happened on two ole boys having a heated discussion. I overheard the person who might would be termed the defendant in a court of law, stating his position:
" No,No,NO! I never said any such thing. That's just how lies get started! All I said was, it FELT like your wife had a wart on her fanny!"
Last edited by Pointer; 02/24/13 04:24 PM.