texashuntingforum.com logo
Main Menu
Advertisement
Affiliates
Advertisement
Newest Members
nmmuledeerhunter, Dzia-Dzia, TraeMartin, Beatixre, MooseSteed
71989 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
dogcatcher 110,788
bill oxner 91,416
SnakeWrangler 65,416
stxranchman 60,296
Gravytrain 46,950
RKHarm24 44,585
rifleman 44,461
Stub 43,769
Forum Statistics
Forums46
Topics537,029
Posts9,719,585
Members86,989
Most Online25,604
Feb 12th, 2024
Print Thread
Still sexy after married 40 years #4070402 02/21/13 01:28 AM
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 627
S
smh264 Offline OP
Tracker
OP Offline
Tracker
S
Joined: Feb 2013
Posts: 627
After 40 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
"I found the remote," he said.


Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member
Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: smh264] #4070723 02/21/13 03:00 AM
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,831
R
RedHoss Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
R
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,831
HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I did not see that coming. That is hilarious!...LOL!

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: RedHoss] #4070855 02/21/13 03:34 AM
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 84
S
SSG Frank Offline
Outdoorsman
Offline
Outdoorsman
S
Joined: Mar 2011
Posts: 84
hahaha thats funny


OIF(05-06) & OEF(08-09,10-12) VETERAN
Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: SSG Frank] #4071331 02/21/13 01:15 PM
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,105
T
TXHOGSLAYER Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
T
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 29,105
Good One!




LETS GO BRANDON
Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #4071555 02/21/13 02:28 PM
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 634
F
floresrsr Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
F
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 634
Ohhhhhhhhh.
shocked


Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: floresrsr] #4071958 02/21/13 04:32 PM
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 517
C
cephus Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
C
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 517
haha


You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: cephus] #4072000 02/21/13 04:44 PM
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 6,183
M
Mike Honcho Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
M
Joined: Feb 2011
Posts: 6,183
Lmao


“Two things that define an individual what you do when you have everything, and what you do when you have nothing."


Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: Mike Honcho] #4072040 02/21/13 04:57 PM
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 12,822
P
PMK Offline
THF Celebrity
Offline
THF Celebrity
P
Joined: Sep 2012
Posts: 12,822
up


"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."

~PMK~
Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: PMK] #4072899 02/21/13 09:41 PM
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,346
E
erniejs Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
E
Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,346
lol


We get old too fast and wise too slow
Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: erniejs] #4073847 02/22/13 03:14 AM
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 141
R
roxie Offline
Woodsman
Offline
Woodsman
R
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 141
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: roxie] #4073853 02/22/13 03:16 AM
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 618
O
Oxxon Offline
Tracker
Offline
Tracker
O
Joined: Jan 2012
Posts: 618
up

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: Oxxon] #4075148 02/22/13 06:10 PM
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 1,802
E
elcasador Offline
Pro Tracker
Offline
Pro Tracker
E
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 1,802
rofl That is great!!!

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: elcasador] #4076541 02/23/13 04:08 AM
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,706
P
pigplinker Offline
Veteran Tracker
Offline
Veteran Tracker
P
Joined: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,706
rofl

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: pigplinker] #4085888 02/27/13 02:59 AM
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 108
B
BPence Offline
Woodsman
Offline
Woodsman
B
Joined: Jul 2012
Posts: 108
Good one!

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: BPence] #4086321 02/27/13 10:55 AM
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 7,133
S
SR025 Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
Offline
THF Trophy Hunter
S
Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 7,133
roflmao

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: smh264] #4086865 02/27/13 04:06 PM
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 10,823
D
DannyB Online Content
THF Celebrity
Online Content
THF Celebrity
D
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 10,823
clap Tough getting old.

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: DannyB] #4097911 03/04/13 09:43 AM
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 296
J
Jon B Offline
Bird Dog
Offline
Bird Dog
J
Joined: Jan 2013
Posts: 296
lol


I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
Previous Thread
Index
Next Thread

© 2004-2024 OUTDOOR SITES NETWORK all rights reserved USA and Worldwide
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.3