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 CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
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02/17/13 04:21 AM
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Posts: 18,768
HuntingTexas
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CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.
Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.
War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, only one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Finally........ CONFUCIUS DID SAY
A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!
" In God We Trust "
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: HuntingTexas]
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02/17/13 03:08 PM
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Posts: 627
smh264
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Woman who cook potatoes and peas in pot at same time, very unsanitary.
Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member
Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: smh264]
#4060873
02/17/13 08:40 PM
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Posts: 9,273
blackcoal
THF Trophy Hunter
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Reminds me of the Burma Shaving slogans on the highways.
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance,
it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: blackcoal]
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02/17/13 11:47 PM
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Posts: 2,831
RedHoss
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Veteran Tracker
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Greatness right there!...LOL!
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: RedHoss]
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02/18/13 02:37 AM
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Posts: 681
E-Cigrettman
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Man who screw car exhaust have hot rod .
Last edited by E-Cigrettman; 02/18/13 02:38 AM.
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: E-Cigrettman]
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02/18/13 04:48 AM
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Posts: 840
10ring
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Man who walk around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day...
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: 10ring]
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02/18/13 07:45 PM
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Posts: 13
MrNGL
Light Foot
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Light Foot
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!
Last edited by MrNGL; 02/18/13 07:46 PM.
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: MrNGL]
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02/18/13 09:22 PM
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Posts: 12,861
PMK
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Man who passes gas in church, sit in pew
"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
~PMK~
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: PMK]
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02/19/13 12:30 AM
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Posts: 164
Hogkellum
Woodsman
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Woodsman
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: Hogkellum]
#4071644
02/21/13 02:55 PM
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Posts: 1,930
Texaswolf
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man who stand on toilet, high on pot...
" If you dont know what your doing, it's best to do it quickly"....Jase Robertson
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: Texaswolf]
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02/21/13 03:44 PM
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Posts: 13,530
Hunt n Fish
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Man who fly airplane upside down have messy crack up!
Last edited by Hunt n Fish; 02/21/13 03:44 PM.
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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02/21/13 03:47 PM
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Posts: 627
smh264
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Midget in nudist colony, always stand [censored]-eyed.
Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member
Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: smh264]
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02/21/13 05:33 PM
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Posts: 9,185
hook_n_line
THF Trophy Hunter
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THF Trophy Hunter
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Man with low standards never lonely.
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: hook_n_line]
#4073965
02/22/13 04:05 AM
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Posts: 1,048
jab3006
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Man who makes love to woman on ground has piece on earth.
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: jab3006]
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02/22/13 06:08 PM
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Posts: 627
Quack Whacker
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Good ones. Keep'em coming!
Jesus Christ is Lord!
He is risen!
Genesis 9:2-3
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: Quack Whacker]
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02/22/13 09:17 PM
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Posts: 63
Orion
Outdoorsman
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Outdoorsman
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Man who lose key to mistress's apt, no get newkey.
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY
[Re: Orion]
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03/04/13 10:09 AM
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Posts: 296
Jon B
Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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