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Still sexy after married 40 years #4070402 02/21/13 01:28 AM
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After 40 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then slid his hand across her shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast, then the other, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over and then in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
"I found the remote," he said.


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Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: smh264] #4070723 02/21/13 03:00 AM
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HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I did not see that coming. That is hilarious!...LOL!

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: RedHoss] #4070855 02/21/13 03:34 AM
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hahaha thats funny


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Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: SSG Frank] #4071331 02/21/13 01:15 PM
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Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #4071555 02/21/13 02:28 PM
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Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: floresrsr] #4071958 02/21/13 04:32 PM
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Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: cephus] #4072000 02/21/13 04:44 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: roxie] #4073853 02/22/13 03:16 AM
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Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: Oxxon] #4075148 02/22/13 06:10 PM
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rofl That is great!!!

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Re: Still sexy after married 40 years [Re: smh264] #4086865 02/27/13 04:06 PM
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clap Tough getting old.

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