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Courtroom testimony #4069368 02/20/13 07:06 PM
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If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ...

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes, sir.'

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'
A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.


Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
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Re: Courtroom testimony [Re: floresrsr] #4069394 02/20/13 07:19 PM
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Re: Courtroom testimony [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #4070053 02/20/13 11:29 PM
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I always thought that telling lies in court is perjury and illegal but it's a fact that if you ain't a darn good liar, you will never be a successful lawyer. It is proven to be true every day in court. Am I wrong?

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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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