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CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY #4059681 02/17/13 04:21 AM
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CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets
exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes gets good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day gets no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Finally........ CONFUCIUS DID SAY

A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!


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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: HuntingTexas] #4060205 02/17/13 03:08 PM
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Woman who cook potatoes and peas in pot at same time, very unsanitary.


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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: smh264] #4060873 02/17/13 08:40 PM
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Reminds me of the Burma Shaving slogans on the highways.


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it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: blackcoal] #4061209 02/17/13 11:47 PM
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Greatness right there!...LOL!

Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: RedHoss] #4061696 02/18/13 02:37 AM
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Man who screw car exhaust have hot rod .

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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: E-Cigrettman] #4062065 02/18/13 04:48 AM
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Man who walk around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day...

Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: 10ring] #4063407 02/18/13 07:45 PM
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok!

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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: MrNGL] #4063621 02/18/13 09:22 PM
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: PMK] #4064122 02/19/13 12:30 AM
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Lol funny stuff.

Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: Hogkellum] #4071644 02/21/13 02:55 PM
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man who stand on toilet, high on pot...


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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: Texaswolf] #4071792 02/21/13 03:44 PM
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Man who fly airplane upside down have messy crack up!

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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: Hunt n Fish] #4071805 02/21/13 03:47 PM
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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: smh264] #4072174 02/21/13 05:33 PM
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Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Man who makes love to woman on ground has piece on earth.

Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: jab3006] #4075141 02/22/13 06:08 PM
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Good ones. Keep'em coming!


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Re: CONFUCIUS DIDN'T SAY [Re: Quack Whacker] #4075581 02/22/13 09:17 PM
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Man who lose key to mistress's apt, no get newkey.

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