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The Queen's Riddle #4056191 02/15/13 05:44 PM
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The Queen's Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.

Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisers and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.

Finally, Biden ran in to Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, "Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Sarah Palin answered right back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON
IN OUR WHITE HOUSE!!!

Re: The Queen's Riddle [Re: bigtexasbucks] #4056314 02/15/13 06:29 PM
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rim shot please...

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that's a good one.


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Re: The Queen's Riddle [Re: cephus] #4056579 02/15/13 08:09 PM
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I'm proud of Sarah for knowing that one. bolt


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Re: The Queen's Riddle [Re: shaggysnack] #4057112 02/15/13 11:52 PM
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Re: The Queen's Riddle [Re: texasag93] #4057478 02/16/13 03:08 AM
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That's stink'n funny


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THAT IS FUNNY


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Re: The Queen's Riddle [Re: TXHOGSLAYER] #4059627 02/17/13 03:45 AM
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rofl


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Not far off from the truth. Lady Dem in congress this week used the asteriod as proof of how bad global warming has become. Scratch your head on that one.


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sad, but oh so true!


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Ain't that the truth.

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hahahaha

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