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Almost got Slemped!!! #4054439 02/15/13 01:19 AM
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Driving back from Houston to Austin today and stopped in the Sealy What-a-burger. Was pulling out and he comes flying by me in the Slemp Mobile (aka douche wagon).

I felt dirty and had to shower when I got home.

Last edited by Water Turkey2; 02/15/13 01:20 AM.
Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Water Turkey2] #4054466 02/15/13 01:28 AM
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worthless

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Ridn9high] #4054479 02/15/13 01:31 AM
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While you there can u get me a double burger completo with a diet coke slempy? yingyang

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Ridn9high] #4054483 02/15/13 01:32 AM
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Here we go!


Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est
Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: TurkeyHunter] #4054493 02/15/13 01:35 AM
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IBTL

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: FowledUp] #4054522 02/15/13 01:45 AM
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Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: FowledUp] #4054542 02/15/13 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By: bwilliams
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http://www.resole.com/ They can fix a pair of boots!
Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Ridn9high] #4054547 02/15/13 01:52 AM
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http://www.resole.com/ They can fix a pair of boots!
Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: deckhand] #4054614 02/15/13 02:12 AM
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LMAO,

did you get a good look at his tire treads?

-Matt

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: mnsherick] #4054622 02/15/13 02:14 AM
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I was so shocked (like seeing Big Foot) that I couldn't get my phone out in time. I dropped by What-A-Burger. I want to get added to the Class Action Lawsuit. That bastard owes me a What-A-Burger!!!!

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Water Turkey2] #4054687 02/15/13 02:31 AM
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What a perfect ending to a romantic valentine dinner... gulping together on a frozen slempy with 1 straw at whateburger muyloco

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: beaversnipe] #4054767 02/15/13 02:56 AM
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Will C how long this thread lasts. I give it till tomorrow morning.


Originally Posted By: RoosterCogburn13
I like spoonie, his humor is dryer than my duck lease.
Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: ishootspoonies] #4055064 02/15/13 04:40 AM
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Which way was he slemp'n towards?



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Originally Posted By: ishootspoonies
Will C how long this thread lasts. I give it till tomorrow morning.


Still going smile


Originally Posted By: Jeff Elder
Two kinds of people vote democrat. Rich people that don't have to work, and poor people who don't want to work.
Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Beretta] #4055791 02/15/13 03:26 PM
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It's a true story. Nothing wrong with a true story.

He got on I-10 heading east from Sealy.

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Water Turkey2] #4056036 02/15/13 04:41 PM
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Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Ben Lilly] #4056114 02/15/13 05:08 PM
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"Jack! "
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Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: 1000YRDSTARE] #4056245 02/15/13 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted By: 1000YRDSTARE
"Jack! "
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Thinking the same thing lol

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Ridn9high] #4056360 02/15/13 06:45 PM
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Slempin ain't easy.....


They're not looking for one thing right....they're looking for one thing wrong.


Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: GigEmAggies] #4056609 02/15/13 08:19 PM
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By the looks of his pick up truck, he's big Slempin' and spendin cheese!!!!


Shoot em in the lips!!!
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To the original Slempee, if you see this: Anything come of you being Slemped? Get any money back or he tried to make anything right with you and your crew he Slemped?


Shoot em in the lips!!!
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Hes got this up as well

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Originally Posted By: ChrisTZ71
To the original Slempee, if you see this: Anything come of you being Slemped? Get any money back or he tried to make anything right with you and your crew he Slemped?


think there was more than one

Re: Almost got Slemped!!! [Re: Navasot] #4056875 02/15/13 09:55 PM
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These threads never get old

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