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Fart Football
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02/08/13 02:19 AM
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DannyB
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: DannyB]
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02/08/13 02:36 AM
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chital_shikari
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: chital_shikari]
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02/08/13 06:00 PM
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yoda11
Light Foot
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Everything you pour over a cows back eventually runs off of her belly!
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: yoda11]
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02/08/13 07:16 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: texasag93]
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02/08/13 09:17 PM
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IHateFeralPigs
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the things that old people do to entertain themselves..
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: IHateFeralPigs]
#4036067
02/08/13 09:21 PM
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Divertex78
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Bad part is I could see myself doing that.
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: Divertex78]
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02/12/13 03:33 AM
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RedHoss
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That's funny right there!...LOL
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: RedHoss]
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02/13/13 07:22 PM
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Loden
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sounds like sports night at my house
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"Perfect practice makes perfect"
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: Loden]
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02/19/13 12:25 AM
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Hogkellum
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That was good, this forum is the best.
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: Hogkellum]
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02/19/13 07:41 PM
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RedHoss
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That was not a fair game. He was the only one equiped for blocking plays...oops!
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: RedHoss]
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02/19/13 09:06 PM
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HeidelbergJaeger
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Fart Soccer This is how they play in Italy.
Korea is nothing like Germany, and no amount of Army Modernization propaganda will convince me otherwise. I miss my wife and kids something fierce
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: HeidelbergJaeger]
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02/19/13 11:08 PM
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DAdams
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Love it! Had me laughing so hard I farted
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: DAdams]
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02/20/13 04:12 AM
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Magicglock
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I would rather play Fantasy Football with my wife.
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: RedHoss]
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02/22/13 03:15 AM
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roxie
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: roxie]
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02/23/13 01:15 AM
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aeb
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Tried to tell that to my wife. Got to laughing so hard, I almost couldn't get to the punch line.
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: aeb]
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03/01/13 05:36 AM
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Hair 'o dog
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: Hair 'o dog]
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03/01/13 02:45 PM
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BPence
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Great read just before going into a meeting!
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Re: Fart Football
[Re: BPence]
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03/04/13 09:23 AM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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