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Fart Football #4034092 02/08/13 02:19 AM
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.

Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally craps in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the heck was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

Re: Fart Football [Re: DannyB] #4034163 02/08/13 02:36 AM
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rofl rofl rofl rofl

Re: Fart Football [Re: chital_shikari] #4035553 02/08/13 06:00 PM
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nice


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Re: Fart Football [Re: yoda11] #4035767 02/08/13 07:16 PM
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wife

Re: Fart Football [Re: texasag93] #4036056 02/08/13 09:17 PM
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the things that old people do to entertain themselves.. roflmao

Re: Fart Football [Re: IHateFeralPigs] #4036067 02/08/13 09:21 PM
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Bad part is I could see myself doing that.

Re: Fart Football [Re: Divertex78] #4045503 02/12/13 03:33 AM
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That's funny right there!...LOL

Re: Fart Football [Re: RedHoss] #4050608 02/13/13 07:22 PM
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sounds like sports night at my house


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Re: Fart Football [Re: Loden] #4064107 02/19/13 12:25 AM
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That was good, this forum is the best.

Re: Fart Football [Re: Hogkellum] #4066386 02/19/13 07:41 PM
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That was not a fair game. He was the only one equiped for blocking plays...oops!

Re: Fart Football [Re: RedHoss] #4066671 02/19/13 09:06 PM
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Fart Soccer This is how they play in Italy.


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Re: Fart Football [Re: HeidelbergJaeger] #4066987 02/19/13 11:08 PM
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Love it! Had me laughing so hard I farted

Re: Fart Football [Re: DAdams] #4067922 02/20/13 04:12 AM
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I would rather play Fantasy Football with my wife.

Re: Fart Football [Re: RedHoss] #4073849 02/22/13 03:15 AM
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Oldie, but goodie!

Re: Fart Football [Re: roxie] #4076150 02/23/13 01:15 AM
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Tried to tell that to my wife. Got to laughing so hard, I almost couldn't get to the punch line.


Re: Fart Football [Re: aeb] #4091399 03/01/13 05:36 AM
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same

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Great read just before going into a meeting! smile

Re: Fart Football [Re: BPence] #4097895 03/04/13 09:23 AM
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funny as H3!!


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