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When a woman wears a leather dress.
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08/30/12 12:49 PM
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bull frog
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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?
It's because she smells like a new Truck.
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: bull frog]
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08/30/12 11:04 PM
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RedHoss
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So true. If he is like most guys, he will want a test drive too....LOL
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: RedHoss]
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08/31/12 02:37 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: TXHOGSLAYER]
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09/02/12 10:40 AM
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Hunt n Fish
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That's pretty good! I modified it to say "she smells like the seat on a Harley" and send it to a friend.......
HnF
"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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09/02/12 04:24 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: chital_shikari]
#3537196
09/03/12 12:26 PM
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BBD84
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Texas Elite Outfitters. 281-924-9720
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: RedHoss]
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09/06/12 06:56 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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So true. If he is like most guys, he will want a test drive too....LOL
If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger?
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: caldwelldeerhunter]
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09/10/12 11:42 PM
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Texsun
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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09/11/12 03:29 AM
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aeb
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That's pretty good! I modified it to say "she smells like the seat on a Harley" and send it to a friend....... Had to send that to my biker friend.
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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09/11/12 05:37 AM
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Mr Lebowski
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Slayer of winged birds, sniper of four legged animals, Warrior of God!
Thank you Lord for providing us in the spiritual and physical aspects of our lives. You have given plenty of game for us to feed our families and pass on the heritage. God Bless Texas
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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09/12/12 02:34 AM
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Joelk54
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HOPEFULLY SHE IS LOADED WITH OPTIONS!
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: Joelk54]
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09/12/12 03:13 AM
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RedHoss
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What a thought..........Nope, better not think it....LOL
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: RedHoss]
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09/13/12 03:34 PM
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0808
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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09/13/12 11:57 PM
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Erny
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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01/21/13 11:09 AM
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jaxsonstephens
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hey i am agree to your words. Leather dresses is the world's trendiest and classy choice to all women.
Last edited by jaxsonstephens; 01/21/13 11:10 AM.
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: RedHoss]
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01/22/13 02:01 PM
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red bluff
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So true. If he is like most guys, he will want a test drive too....LOL well you can't just stand around with your hands in your pockets!
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: red bluff]
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01/26/13 11:59 PM
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pegasaurus
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Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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01/29/13 10:14 PM
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altabonita
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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01/29/13 11:34 PM
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StraitShot
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too true....
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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01/30/13 03:41 AM
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SatNiteSpec
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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02/05/13 04:47 AM
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TexasPrincess
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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. -- Susan B. Anthony
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: TexasPrincess]
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02/05/13 05:03 AM
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yoda11
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Everything you pour over a cows back eventually runs off of her belly!
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: yoda11]
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02/06/13 02:54 AM
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mikes14
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
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02/06/13 02:59 AM
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Gary Olson
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scorching funny...better than a hot truck seat in summer.
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress.
[Re: Gary Olson]
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02/07/13 03:51 AM
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RedHoss
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Hey Red Bluff....You "can" just stand around with your hands in your pockets but that sure ain't nearly as much fun as the test drive would be. VOOM, VOOM, VOOM!...LOL!
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