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and then the fight started
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01/22/13 02:59 PM
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txtrophy85
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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."
And then the fight started..
For it is not the quarry that we truly seek, but the adventure.
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Re: and then the fight started
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01/22/13 05:21 PM
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qsomething
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And then a trip to the ER!
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Re: and then the fight started
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01/25/13 03:49 PM
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harge57
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Re: and then the fight started
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01/25/13 09:42 PM
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Re: and then the fight started
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01/26/13 11:27 PM
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pegasaurus
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Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: and then the fight started
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01/30/13 02:14 AM
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Oxxon
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Re: and then the fight started
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01/30/13 03:39 AM
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Re: and then the fight started
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02/05/13 04:48 AM
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TexasPrincess
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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. -- Susan B. Anthony
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Re: and then the fight started
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02/05/13 05:09 AM
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Re: and then the fight started
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02/05/13 08:50 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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ha I need to use this one my wife always does this to me
If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger?
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Re: and then the fight started
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02/11/13 10:12 PM
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buckdeer44
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02/12/13 04:05 AM
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Some women just can't take a compliment. That's one of those darned if you do and darned if you don't things so if your going to be in trouble anyway, why not go ahead a say it?...LOL
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02/13/13 07:10 PM
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Loden
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don't know what to think about someone who can't take a compliment
Texas CHL Instructor TCLEOSE Firearms Instructor Cherokee County 4-H Clay Crushers Coach Master Mason - Euclid Lodge #45
"Perfect practice makes perfect"
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02/15/13 01:28 AM
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02/20/13 10:33 PM
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smh264
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Subject: Wife's text to Husband A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.............. "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you." He replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?" And THATS when the fight started!!!
Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
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Re: and then the fight started
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03/04/13 10:15 AM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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