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and then the fight started #3979622 01/22/13 02:59 PM
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A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."


And then the fight started..


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Re: and then the fight started [Re: txtrophy85] #3980217 01/22/13 05:21 PM
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And then a trip to the ER!

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There are a couple of housewives near me who mow their yards. They look determined and beautiful on their zero turn mowers.

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Re: and then the fight started [Re: SatNiteSpec] #4024530 02/05/13 04:48 AM
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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand. -- Susan B. Anthony
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ha I need to use this one my wife always does this to me


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Re: and then the fight started [Re: txtrophy85] #4044397 02/11/13 10:12 PM
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Some women just can't take a compliment. That's one of those darned if you do and darned if you don't things so if your going to be in trouble anyway, why not go ahead a say it?...LOL

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don't know what to think about someone who can't take a compliment


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Subject: Wife's text to Husband
A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.............. "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
He replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"
And THATS when the fight started!!!


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