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 new outhouse
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01/17/13 09:11 PM
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buckdeer44
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Well, my uncle Joe was hoeing the garden when he ran into a copperhead, as he killed the snake, it repeatedly bit the hoe-he then went to get a glass of sweet tea,,,upon returning, he found that the hoe handle had swollen up--he then towed the large handle to a sawmill with his tractor,,and had it sawed up for lumber,,,he then took the new, sawed lumber home, and built a new outhouse---Aunt Ruby went out to try the new outhouse,,,the swelling went out of the wood,,,and she was almost crushed
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Re: new outhouse
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#3964627
01/17/13 09:29 PM
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redchevy
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It's hell eatin em live
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Re: new outhouse
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01/17/13 10:52 PM
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Double-R
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-No Here- Rope em' up Retrievers
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Re: new outhouse
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01/18/13 01:25 AM
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SatNiteSpec
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Re: new outhouse
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#3965594
01/18/13 02:04 AM
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woodwalker
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Did it bust the eye out of the hoe as it swelled up?
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Re: new outhouse
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#3967853
01/18/13 07:43 PM
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cephus
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You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.
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Re: new outhouse
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#3967886
01/18/13 07:51 PM
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DrPerry
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Second verse same as the first!
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Re: new outhouse
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#3976266
01/21/13 05:30 PM
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Jacobst54
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 .....say what now....
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Re: new outhouse
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#3977933
01/22/13 12:54 AM
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pdr55
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This gets funnier every time I read it ! 
If you`re running down my country, man,
You`re walking on the fighting side of me. (Merle)
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Re: new outhouse
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#3995969
01/26/13 11:51 PM
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pegasaurus
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Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: new outhouse
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02/21/13 10:39 PM
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smh264
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ricochette sound, I'm confused, too.
Lifetime NRA Member, GPAA member
Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
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Re: new outhouse
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02/22/13 03:09 AM
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floresrsr
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He did it again 
Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war.
Ernest Hemingway
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Re: new outhouse
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#4073833
02/22/13 03:11 AM
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roxie
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Re: new outhouse
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#4076561
02/23/13 04:16 AM
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pigplinker
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.....say what now.... x2
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Re: new outhouse
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#4076724
02/23/13 06:36 AM
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elcasador
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Is this a joke or something!
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Re: new outhouse
[Re: elcasador]
#4077552
02/23/13 07:08 PM
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aeb
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Re: new outhouse
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#4097927
03/04/13 10:06 AM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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