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new outhouse #3964557 01/17/13 09:11 PM
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Well, my uncle Joe was hoeing the garden when he ran into a copperhead, as he killed the snake, it repeatedly bit the hoe-he then went to get a glass of sweet tea,,,upon returning, he found that the hoe handle had swollen up--he then towed the large handle to a sawmill with his tractor,,and had it sawed up for lumber,,,he then took the new, sawed lumber home, and built a new outhouse---Aunt Ruby went out to try the new outhouse,,,the swelling went out of the wood,,,and she was almost crushed

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Did it bust the eye out of the hoe as it swelled up?

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so confused.


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Second verse same as the first!

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wtf


.....say what now....

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This gets funnier every time I read it ! bolt


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Re: new outhouse [Re: pdr55] #3995969 01/26/13 11:51 PM
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There are a couple of housewives near me who mow their yards. They look determined and beautiful on their zero turn mowers.

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ricochette sound, I'm confused, too.


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Re: new outhouse [Re: smh264] #4073822 02/22/13 03:09 AM
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He did it again tired


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Huh?

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wtf


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Is this a joke or something! bolt

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On to the next thread!


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