Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tell a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies rooms and stand before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* the mirror swallowes her.
Next, a rather large Brunette stands infront of the mirror and says "I think I'm the most sexiest woman alive! *POOF* the mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutly gorgeous Blonde comes in and stands infront of the mirror and says "I think...." *POOF*