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The Bacon Tree #3946747 01/13/13 02:41 PM
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:

"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "

"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...

Ees....

Ees....

Ees....

Ees....


Ees...


Ees.... a ham bush."

And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you? I know you did! You are grinning aren't you? He,he,he




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OOoooooooohhhhh.
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lol...

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Good one.

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You caught me!....LOL

Re: The Bacon Tree [Re: RedHoss] #3951997 01/14/13 09:25 PM
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Yes i did the accent and it sounded good in my head!

Re: The Bacon Tree [Re: Kory] #3954397 01/15/13 01:49 PM
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Not bad!

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nice one ! smile


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Funny!

Re: The Bacon Tree [Re: TooLow] #3956587 01/15/13 10:41 PM
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HAHAHA I was in full Spanglish dialect

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Gotta be my favorite joke on the site.

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That is funny, thinking about it last night while trying to sleep and got a midnight chuckle.


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