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LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK #3821127 12/06/12 03:09 PM
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-- LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER..

IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN IN TEXAS, A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS, AN ELDERLY MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER TO THE STAND. HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, "MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW ME?"

SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I MEAN, JESS I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS. I KNOWN YOU SINCE YOU WERE A CHAVALITO AND FRANKLY MIJO YOU'VE BEEN A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE PEOPLE AND TALK
ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS. YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT WHEN YOU HAVEN'T THE BRAINS TO REALIZE YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING BUT A TWO-BIT PAPER PUSHER. YES I KNOW YOU."

THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED ACROSS THE ROOM AND ASKED, "MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY?"

SHE AGAIN REPLIED, "WHY JESS I DO. I'VE KNOWN MR. RODRIGUEZ SINCE HE WAS A CHAVALITO TOO. HE'S LAZY, GORDO, AND HE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM. HE CAN'T HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIOP WITH NOBODY AND HE HAS THE WORST LAW PRACTICE IN THE STATE. HA! AND NOT TO MENTION HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH THREE DIFFERENT PUTAS. ONE OF THEM WAS YOUR WIFE, YOU MEMBER? I KNOW MR. RODRIGUEZ, HIS MAMA IS NOT PROUD OF HIM."

THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY ALMOST DIED.

THE JUDGE ASKED BOTH COUNSELORS TO APPROACH THE BENCH AND IN A VERY QUIET VOICE HE SAID,

"IF EITHER OF YOU PENDEJOS ASK HER IF SHE KNOWS ME, I'LL SEND YOUR [censored] TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR."

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK [Re: Megtwo] #3821669 12/06/12 05:51 PM
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About right

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK [Re: Megtwo] #3823235 12/07/12 02:05 AM
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Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK [Re: woodwalker] #3826563 12/08/12 03:04 AM
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Don't that just about sum up the legal system?

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK [Re: RedHoss] #3834866 12/11/12 12:46 AM
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Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK [Re: Simp] #3839292 12/12/12 03:51 AM
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Great stuff right there! Kinda sounds like my town! Haha

Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK [Re: C-ray567] #3842893 12/13/12 04:22 AM
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Re: LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK [Re: Locobilly] #3859133 12/18/12 08:36 AM
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Hahaha this is awesome.


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Except for the Mexican Grandmother, those are typical folks in a typical court.

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