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HOLY PROSTITUTES
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09/02/12 10:39 PM
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RKHarm24
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HOLY PROSTITUTES A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
'What may we do for you! my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER ~ Send this to everyone you're still able to remember! ~ ~And never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.~
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: RKHarm24]
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09/02/12 11:28 PM
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4Weight
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: 4Weight]
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09/03/12 03:10 AM
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retfuz
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: retfuz]
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09/03/12 07:10 AM
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trahansax
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: trahansax]
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09/03/12 12:19 PM
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BBD84
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Texas Elite Outfitters. 281-924-9720
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: BBD84]
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09/06/12 06:59 PM
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caldwelldeerhunter
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If I put my wife in a high fence will her rack get bigger?
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: texasag93]
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09/08/12 12:14 AM
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erniejs
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: erniejs]
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09/10/12 11:36 PM
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Texsun
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Sig Sauer P229 Elite, P226 Elite, SP2022 S&W Model 3 Win. Model 70's: 220 Swift, 270, 30.06, 300 Win Mag, 375 H&H Savage Model 99 250-3000 Colt 6920 Ruger 10-22 Swedish and Chilean Mausers Browning Citori White Lightning
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: Texsun]
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09/12/12 04:05 AM
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Mr Lebowski
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That is awesome! God Bless....
Slayer of winged birds, sniper of four legged animals, Warrior of God!
Thank you Lord for providing us in the spiritual and physical aspects of our lives. You have given plenty of game for us to feed our families and pass on the heritage. God Bless Texas
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: erniejs]
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09/12/12 04:16 AM
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Deer Junky
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Hope he tipped her, that's a lesson worth more than a $100
Eternity in heaven or hell will be measured on a yardstick. The 10 inches between the brain and heart is the greatest chasm between God and Man.
We can fool ourselves, but we cannot fool God.
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
[Re: BBD84]
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09/13/12 03:40 PM
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0808
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Re: HOLY PROSTITUTES
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09/13/12 11:52 PM
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Erny
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