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When a woman wears a leather dress. #3527135 08/30/12 12:49 PM
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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally!?


Ever wonder why?


It's because she smells like a new Truck.

Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: bull frog] #3529169 08/30/12 11:04 PM
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So true. If he is like most guys, he will want a test drive too....LOL

Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: RedHoss] #3530127 08/31/12 02:37 PM
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That's pretty good!

I modified it to say "she smells like the seat on a Harley" and send it to a friend.......


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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: Hunt n Fish] #3535165 09/02/12 04:24 PM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: chital_shikari] #3537196 09/03/12 12:26 PM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: RedHoss] #3547923 09/06/12 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By: RedHoss
So true. If he is like most guys, he will want a test drive too....LOL


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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: caldwelldeerhunter] #3559299 09/10/12 11:42 PM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: Hunt n Fish] #3560226 09/11/12 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By: Hunt n Fish
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That's pretty good!

I modified it to say "she smells like the seat on a Harley" and send it to a friend.......


Had to send that to my biker friend.


Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: aeb] #3560471 09/11/12 05:37 AM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: Mr Lebowski] #3563143 09/12/12 02:34 AM
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HOPEFULLY SHE IS LOADED WITH OPTIONS!

Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: Joelk54] #3563308 09/12/12 03:13 AM
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What a thought..........Nope, better not think it....LOL

Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: RedHoss] #3567547 09/13/12 03:34 PM
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lol thats pretty good

Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: 0808] #3569032 09/13/12 11:57 PM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: Erny] #3975040 01/21/13 11:09 AM
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hey i am agree to your words. Leather dresses is the world's trendiest and classy choice to all women.

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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: RedHoss] #3979422 01/22/13 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By: RedHoss
So true. If he is like most guys, he will want a test drive too....LOL


well you can't just stand around with your hands in your pockets!

Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: red bluff] #3995989 01/26/13 11:59 PM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: pegasaurus] #4005684 01/29/13 10:14 PM
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too true.... cowboy

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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: SatNiteSpec] #4024526 02/05/13 04:47 AM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: TexasPrincess] #4024581 02/05/13 05:03 AM
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Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: mikes14] #4027522 02/06/13 02:59 AM
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scorching funny...better than a hot truck seat in summer.

Re: When a woman wears a leather dress. [Re: Gary Olson] #4031447 02/07/13 03:51 AM
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Hey Red Bluff....You "can" just stand around with your hands in your pockets but that sure ain't nearly as much fun as the test drive would be. VOOM, VOOM, VOOM!...LOL!

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