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John and Martha
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12/04/11 03:33 AM
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John and Martha were sitting in the living room one day. Martha was listening to a TV evangelist praying for the sick. The preacher as carrying on and on and finally told the TV audience,"If you are hurting I want you to get out of that chair, put you hand on the TV and your other hand of the part of your body that needs healing." Well, Martha go up and put one hand on the TV and her other hand on her heart. John was a bit skeptical so he got up and put one hand on the TV and the other hand on his crotch. Martha gave him here worst disapproval look and said, "The preacher is praying to heal the sick not raise the dead."
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Re: John and Martha
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12/04/11 04:40 PM
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''Tis better to be silent and be THOUGHT a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln
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12/04/11 06:35 PM
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