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The American With No Disabilities Act #2599382 09/21/11 04:52 PM
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The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

Washington, DC SEPT. 8, 2011 - The Obama Administration is urging Congress and the Senate to pass sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans: The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA). President Obama said he will sign it as soon as it hits his desk. At the current time, he is on a 57-state bus tour drumming up support for it and asking the Non-Abled to call their senators and representatives to ask for their support in the passage of this crucial act.

The AWNAA is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

Roughly 50 percent of Americans (based on income tax returns) do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,' said California Senator Barbara Boxer. 'We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over.

With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing. We are legalizing another protected class of Americans.'

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D) and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D) pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to capability or performance. Private-sector industries with good records of non-discrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), customer service (70%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement 'warehouse' stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring Persons of Inability (a whopping 83%).

Under The Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million 'middle man' positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but no real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even the most inept employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every talented hire.

Finally, the AWNAA contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as, 'Do you have any skills or experience that relate to this job?'

'As a Non-Abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,' said Ken Cox, who lost his position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to his inability to remember 'righty tightey, lefty loosey.' 'This new law should be real good for people like me,' Cox added. With the passage of this bill, Cox and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Said Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL): 'As a Senator with no abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation and a good salary for doing so.'

Considering the high percentage of Non-Abled in Congress and other branches of government (90+%), passage is assured and the most "no abilities" person in the US, our president, will then sign it into law.



"I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.
J.R.R. Tolkien
Re: The American With No Disabilities Act [Re: Texican Ben] #2606974 09/24/11 03:17 PM
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The only strange thing about this is- IT SOUNDS TRUE!!!



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Re: The American With No Disabilities Act [Re: Texican Ben] #2607860 09/25/11 12:08 AM
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It would pass with ease. Look at all the other ridiculous things they are doing with our money. Don't let this joke get to Obama. He could get re-elected if he promised this sort of legislation. bang


Re: The American With No Disabilities Act [Re: DannyB] #2616745 09/28/11 04:52 AM
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Liberalism can only be successful with overwhelming conservatism. You need other people's money. Which means most of us need to be working. That's why the left SHOULD fail. It's all fine and dandy in moderation, but once it starts growing you got a storm brewin'


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