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 Little Red Wagon
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07/19/11 10:22 PM
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Quick Shoot Again
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Bird Dog
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This may have been on here before, but here it is again.
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle..
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
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Re: Little Red Wagon
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
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07/20/11 01:40 PM
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Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: Little Red Wagon
[Re: Big A]
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07/20/11 01:42 PM
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BMD
Silver Spoon
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Re: Little Red Wagon
[Re: BMD]
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07/20/11 03:15 PM
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redchevy
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I hate cats 
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Little Red Wagon
[Re: redchevy]
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07/20/11 09:57 PM
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Posts: 350
Quick Shoot Again
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Bird Dog
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I hate cats But if it wasn't for cats kids would have no sirens.
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
NRA Life Member
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Re: Little Red Wagon
[Re: redchevy]
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07/21/11 10:43 PM
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gogburn
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I hate cats Nothing wrong with cats, just can't get any good recipes for them.
Good Hunting,
Gary
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Re: Little Red Wagon
[Re: gogburn]
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07/25/11 01:13 AM
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stxranchman
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