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Little Red Wagon #2440504 07/19/11 10:22 PM
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This may have been on here before, but here it is again.







A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle..
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'



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Re: Little Red Wagon [Re: Quick Shoot Again] #2441736 07/20/11 01:40 PM
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Re: Little Red Wagon [Re: BMD] #2441986 07/20/11 03:15 PM
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Re: Little Red Wagon [Re: redchevy] #2442991 07/20/11 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By: redchevy
I hate cats up

But if it wasn't for cats kids would have no sirens.



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Originally Posted By: redchevy
I hate cats up


Nothing wrong with cats, just can't get any good recipes for them.



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