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 The Bud Lite Drunk
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06/27/11 12:35 AM
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bill oxner
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes
to bed in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: bill oxner]
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06/27/11 12:58 AM
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stxranchman
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: stxranchman]
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06/27/11 02:58 AM
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Buckfvr
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: Buckfvr]
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06/27/11 04:02 AM
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2Redd
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thats just wrong on so many levels. 
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: 2Redd]
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06/27/11 01:34 PM
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Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: Big A]
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06/27/11 01:51 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: Hunt n Fish]
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06/29/11 12:39 AM
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erniejs
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We get old too fast and wise too slow
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: erniejs]
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06/29/11 01:12 PM
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Kory
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: Kory]
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06/30/11 03:22 AM
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bradshaw02
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: Alec Castonguay]
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07/05/11 12:04 AM
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NEVAGA
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: NEVAGA]
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07/07/11 07:43 AM
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sportsman
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"If you can afford alcohol and cigarettes, you don't need food stamps "
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: sportsman]
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07/09/11 04:27 AM
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Moonie Magnum
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HAHAHA oh crap that's funny!
Texas is better. 
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: Moonie Magnum]
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07/09/11 04:28 AM
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BMD
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Re: The Bud Lite Drunk
[Re: bill oxner]
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07/09/11 09:05 PM
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redriverpigger
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I read that one to my wife when I should have been swishing sweet tea! 
I carry a gun because a cop is to heavy!
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