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The hotel bill #2368155 06/14/11 12:49 AM
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An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her
significant 70th birthday by staying overnight in an expensive hotel.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a
bill for $250.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
"It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just
an overnight stay! I didn't even have breakfast."

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', so she
insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk,
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
centre which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the
in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But
I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes discussion with the Manager unmoved, she
decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But
madam, this check is for only $50.00."

"That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me,"
she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with Senior Citizens

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