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The Frog and the Golfer
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05/19/11 12:41 PM
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HICKORY12
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A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around and doesn't
see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to
prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the
cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?
The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" the
man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The
man is befuddled and doesn't know
what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas .
" They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man
asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man
figures what the heck.
Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies,
"Ribbit KissMe." He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,
your honor, is how the girl
ended up in my room. So help me God
Remember The Alamo. And GOD BLESS ROBERT E. LEE. [IMG]
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer
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05/19/11 01:27 PM
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I support Cap and Trade - Cap our spending and Trade Obama
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the Government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer
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05/19/11 01:31 PM
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer
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05/19/11 09:57 PM
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DSP56
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If I had a big horse pistol like that , I would'nt be scared of no Booger Man! - Rooster Cogburn
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer
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05/20/11 09:11 PM
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BigD1836
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer
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05/20/11 09:48 PM
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"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer
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05/20/11 10:26 PM
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texasag93
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He found the frog on a golf course, are you sure he was not a teacher in a school?
Last edited by texasag93; 05/20/11 10:27 PM.
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer
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05/23/11 03:51 PM
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catchin'
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Only if it was a Female teacher and a 15 year old boy.
Life is Good Today.
I never dreamed of being a father....now I can't imagine being anything else.
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