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The Frog and the Golfer #2319645 05/19/11 12:41 PM
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A man takes the day off work and
decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to
the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is

about to shoot when he

hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't

see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
at the frog and decides to

prove the frog wrong, puts the
club away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the

cup. He is shocked. He says
to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?" the

man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one. The

man is befuddled and doesn't know

what to say. By the end
of the day, the man golfed the

best game of golf in his life and
asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas .


" They go to Las Vegas
and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man

asks, "What do you think I should
bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
$3000, black 6."

Now, this is a
million-to-one shot to win, but
after the golf game the man

figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the
hotel. He sits the frog down and
says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful."

The frog replies,

"Ribbit KissMe."
He figures why not,

since after all the frog did for
him, he deserves it. With a
kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

your honor, is how the girl

ended up in my room. So help me God



Remember The Alamo. And GOD BLESS ROBERT E. LEE.
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer [Re: HICKORY12] #2319746 05/19/11 01:27 PM
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer [Re: Seadog] #2319750 05/19/11 01:31 PM
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Re: The Frog and the Golfer [Re: TooLow] #2320683 05/19/11 09:57 PM
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If I had a big horse pistol like that , I would'nt be scared of no Booger Man! - Rooster Cogburn
Re: The Frog and the Golfer [Re: HICKORY12] #2322708 05/20/11 09:11 PM
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eek2 ...... bolt


Re: The Frog and the Golfer [Re: BigD1836] #2322807 05/20/11 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By: NTX_Hunter
"The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
Re: The Frog and the Golfer [Re: Big A] #2322893 05/20/11 10:26 PM
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He found the frog on a golf course, are you sure he was not a teacher in a school?

smile

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Re: The Frog and the Golfer [Re: texasag93] #2327731 05/23/11 03:51 PM
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Only if it was a Female teacher and a 15 year old boy. grin



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