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 Train ride with the President
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05/16/11 10:16 PM
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dkershen
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Rev Dave
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Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the crap out of Obama again.
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 Re: Train ride with the President
[Re: dkershen]
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05/16/11 11:07 PM
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stxranchman
Obie Juan Kenobi
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Obie Juan Kenobi
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Oldie but still makes you laugh 
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Re: Train ride with the President
[Re: stxranchman]
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05/17/11 01:06 PM
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TXLONGGUN
Bird Dog
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Re: Train ride with the President
[Re: TXLONGGUN]
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05/18/11 04:45 PM
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Big A
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