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Train ride with the President #2314023 05/16/11 10:16 PM
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Sitting together on a train was Obama, a Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:
The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Texan thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the crap out of Obama again.



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Re: Train ride with the President [Re: dkershen] #2314204 05/16/11 11:07 PM
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Oldie but still makes you laugh clap



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Re: Train ride with the President [Re: stxranchman] #2315367 05/17/11 01:06 PM
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that is a good one


Re: Train ride with the President [Re: TXLONGGUN] #2318100 05/18/11 04:45 PM
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rofl rofl slinger




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