Spread the Stupidity
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America...do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.

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Only in America...do banks leave vault doors
open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Only in America...do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.

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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


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Only in America...do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

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Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that stuff?!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck together?

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I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?

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Things to think about.

That last one just killed flying for me.

Will make you think a little bit!

"Only in America...do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering."

I saw this at a drive-up ATM, and laughed my head off. My wife thought I was being unkind to blind people.

What about "drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway"

Cool stuff