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Spread the Stupidity #2274594 04/27/11 07:47 PM
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Spread the Stupidity
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get
their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

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Only in America...do people order double
cheeseburgers, large fries, and a Diet Coke.

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Only in America...do banks leave vault doors
open and then chain the pens to the counters.

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Only in America...do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put
our useless junk in the garage.

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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in
packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


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Only in America...do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

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Why can't women put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

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Why don't you ever see the headline
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,
and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?

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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?

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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane
out of that stuff?!

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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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Why are they called apartments when they
are all stuck together?

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I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress?

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If flying is so safe, why do they call the
airport the terminal?

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Re: Spread the Stupidity [Re: westtexaswatkins] #2274712 04/27/11 08:39 PM
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Things to think about.


Re: Spread the Stupidity [Re: SatNiteSpec] #2274727 04/27/11 08:44 PM
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That last one just killed flying for me.



Originally Posted by cody
I've never been a fan of having something on fire in my pocket.
Re: Spread the Stupidity [Re: TSU99] #2274851 04/27/11 09:42 PM
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Will make you think a little bit!


Re: Spread the Stupidity [Re: Leonardo] #2274987 04/27/11 10:50 PM
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"Only in America...do they have drive-up
ATM machines with Braille lettering."

I saw this at a drive-up ATM, and laughed my head off. My wife thought I was being unkind to blind people.



Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
Re: Spread the Stupidity [Re: redfred] #2275017 04/27/11 11:14 PM
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What about "drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway"



Originally Posted By: LandPirate
Yeah, don't listen to me. I'm just an idiot.

Originally Posted By: East
Lol. Duckbill that was funny!

Originally Posted By: thecoach
The dude up top has already taken lots of bone before this deer, both mule and whitetail.
Re: Spread the Stupidity [Re: duckbill] #2276133 04/28/11 07:22 AM
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Cool stuffup


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