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 The Preacher's Teeth
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04/25/11 09:42 PM
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Quick Shoot Again
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A preacher had all of his remaining teeth pulled. New dentures were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded ..
“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't shut up.”
Last edited by Quick Shoot Again; 04/25/11 09:57 PM.
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Re: The Preacher's Teeth 
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04/25/11 09:45 PM
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Re: The Preacher's Teeth 
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04/26/11 12:43 AM
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Re: The Preacher's Teeth 
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04/26/11 05:01 AM
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Re: The Preacher's Teeth 
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04/27/11 05:32 AM
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Re: The Preacher's Teeth 
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04/27/11 09:44 PM
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Leonardo
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Re: The Preacher's Teeth 
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04/28/11 11:18 AM
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