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Harley Biker #2262045 04/22/11 01:32 PM
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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her Inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt
right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front
page...'

So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH...



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Re: Harley Biker [Re: Tres] #2262371 04/22/11 03:58 PM
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Good one



lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
Re: Harley Biker [Re: kmon11] #2263189 04/22/11 11:11 PM
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That ain't no tall tale....that's just about how the news reports stuff these days!



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Originally Posted By: Hunt n Fish
That ain't no tall tale....that's just about how the news reports stuff these days!


You're right and it's so sad. Our MSM is no more than a servant of the left. Reminds me of Pravda and Tass. 95% Marxist Obama propaganda.


Re: Harley Biker [Re: retfuz] #2279282 04/29/11 05:51 PM
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rofl funny but sad that this is truly how thing go.




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