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 My New Hat
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04/10/11 08:06 PM
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Posts: 350
Quick Shoot Again
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Bird Dog
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Bird Dog
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An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!"
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Screaming "WHOO HOO What A Ride"
NRA Life Member
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Re: My New Hat
[Re: Quick Shoot Again]
#2237946
04/11/11 02:16 PM
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 39,533
redchevy
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It's hell eatin em live
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Re: My New Hat
[Re: redchevy]
#2239494
04/12/11 01:53 AM
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Joined: Mar 2010
Posts: 1,199
Alpha&Omega
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Pro Tracker
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So good 
Scito Te Ipsum
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Re: My New Hat
[Re: RedMan.45]
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04/15/11 05:12 AM
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Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 21,617
pegasaurus
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Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: My New Hat
[Re: pegasaurus]
#2247268
04/15/11 12:47 PM
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Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 5,355
SatNiteSpec
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Re: My New Hat
[Re: SatNiteSpec]
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04/29/11 07:17 PM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 3,321
Big A
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 "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun, is a good guy with a gun"
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Re: My New Hat
[Re: Big A]
#2279482
04/29/11 07:21 PM
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Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 41,320
BMD
Silver Spoon
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Silver Spoon
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