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A Dog's Life... #1150582 01/05/10 04:16 PM
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick to the head, Holy $hit, my dog is a democrat!

it's all strating to make sense to me now... ACORN - SPCA - ACLU - PETA... where will it end! bang



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Re: A Dog's Life... [Re: First_Chance] #1150781 01/05/10 05:55 PM
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Absolutely true!

However, for me there can be 2 potential benefits...

1 - Finding/Retrieving Birds
2 - Finding/Retrieving Beers

Still working on my dog to do both efficiently, until then, he's just a walking recycling machine...food in one end, poop out the other.



Re: A Dog's Life... [Re: First_Chance] #1150807 01/05/10 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted By: First_Chance


My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick to the head, Holy $hit, my dog is a democrat!

it's all strating to make sense to me now... ACORN - SPCA - ACLU - PETA... where will it end! bang



rofl WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT???? MINE MUST BE TOO!!!!!! I'VE BEEN HAD!

....Oh, don't forget HSUS!




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Re: A Dog's Life... [Re: IronSpikeLabs] #1150839 01/05/10 06:22 PM
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if you contact the local Acorn office they can get him registered to vote!



Re: A Dog's Life... [Re: nogeese] #1150900 01/05/10 06:51 PM
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They are infiltrating us. Until now, I didn't think I liked a single democrat.

A guy at work (older guy) always used the term yellow dog democrat. Maybe he was talking about yellow labs.


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Originally Posted By: nogeese
if you contact the local Acorn office they can get him registered to vote!


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Re: A Dog's Life... [Re: nogeese] #1150991 01/05/10 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By: nogeese
if you contact the local Acorn office they can get him registered to vote!

rofl cheers



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