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Riding on trains
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12/29/09 04:28 PM
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let 's pretend that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good ,' she replied. 'Get your own friggin' blanket.' After a moment of silence, he farted.
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