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The Fart #1119847 12/21/09 07:08 PM
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A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas



A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud



A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.


A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.




A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget
Sweet old farts like you!



Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? crying

Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them! peep




Re: The Fart [Re: RKHarm24] #1125096 12/23/09 11:32 PM
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i teared up a little


Re: The Fart [Re: ffread] #1125424 12/24/09 01:50 AM
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Does bring moisture out sometimes don't it flush




Re: The Fart [Re: RKHarm24] #1128512 12/25/09 10:08 PM
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Reading that gave me gas.


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