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The Fart
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12/21/09 07:08 PM
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A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song. A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly. A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while. A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces. From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget Sweet old farts like you! Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
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Re: The Fart
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12/23/09 11:32 PM
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ffread
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Re: The Fart
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12/24/09 01:50 AM
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Does bring moisture out sometimes don't it
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Re: The Fart
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12/25/09 10:08 PM
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junfan68
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Reading that gave me gas.
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