Took a beating this morning...

1. I somehow sliced my thumb pretty good getting into the blind. Decent amount of blood.
2. While chasing a cripple and trying to keep from busting my butt and keep my barrel out of the mud I jacked up my knee. Swollen and sore.

To top it all off:

3. GF had to go and ruin a couple of perfect diver straps by shooting a gadwall.

have you tried slapping her?

Sounds like you might wanna consider marrying her

I learned if you do that they won't burn the roast anymore either.

Watch out for the kissing bug

nothing worse than a burnt roast

She should have been making sandwiches not sitting in the duck blind, unless she's making sammiches in the duck blind.

This is one of the best threads in a while

His GF is Holly Holms

Has she always been a duck snob?